THIS THE LIFE ON MARS

I've made a mess of me I wanta reverse this tragedy.

fuck yeah.

  • the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
  • US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
  • US government: also pizza is vegetables

I’m worried I might kill myself. Not through starvation, because I’m been through the treatment system and I’m now a ‘healthy weight’. I’m worried that tonight, or tomorrow night, I might finally give up and swallow all the pills that I’ve hidden in my room. I am so, so scared.

I would say go fuck yourself. 

you should be alive for someone else - to only for you, yourself.

you can’t imagine how this kind of saying goodbye to the world can hurt anybody who cares a little about you.

go treat or shut up

(Source: confessionsabouteatingdisorders, via shedoesnotcare)

Your favourite band is touring.

  • People at school: Oh my god yay! I cannot wait, it will be amazing!
  • Me: HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS I NEED A BUCKET FOR MY TEARS THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER FUCKING I CAN'T EVEN I NEED PRE SALE TICKETS AND I NEED THEM NOW SOMEONE GET THE TENT WE'RE CAMPING OUT AT THE VENUE AND WE HAVE TO MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT AND HOLY FUCK BALLS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

jaredflatley:

Jared: You’re the two people being mean. You’re the two people being mean! Don’t be mean, be grateful, be happy, it’s a celebration!
Girls: Jesus, who you are, Buddha?
Jared: Yes, I am Buddha, I am. And so are you.
Girls: We’re the old school fans!
Jared: But lemme… Just be quiet, for one minute. If… Let me tell you something. It doesn’t matter, old school, new school, everybody is equal. If you bring negativity, you can bring it back home, we don’t want it here.
Girls: We don’t bring negativity, one song. Only one song.
Jared: Listen to me.
Girls: You listen to me. Shut up. We only want one song.
Jared: Was the show not good enough for you?
Girls: Yes, because…
Jared: It’s not good enough? Then I can’t do anything for you.
Girls: You can.
Jared: You know, I did the best that I could, if it’s not good enough for you, goodbye.

(Source: hiddlepantherr, via itsjaredfuckingleto)

terrysdiary:

Back in NYC.

terrysdiary:

Back in NYC.